i only spent a dollar sixty

i went across the street to return a movie to the redbox in the stater bros, and uncharacteristically started wandering the aisles. i quickly realized i had no dog and therefore had no business browsing the dog food aisle, and i turned to leave the store when the cashier told me, "everything on this rack is ten cents." it looked like there wasn't anything i wanted on the shelf, but i looked on the bottom rack and realized that there was all sortsa brand name sunblock lotions, which normally retail around 7-8 bucks. and then there was this orchid plant on the top rack - it's price tag said $24.99, which makes it a 99.5% discount! the other guy browsing the racks was like, "it's probably dying already", but i just take it as a challenge. and as an incredible value. at any rate, i bought the 16 items displayed in the picture below for only $1.60.
that's an orchid plant, 4 bottles of facial sunblock, 2 bottles of coppertone sport spf 50, 3 bottles of hawaiian tropic sunblick, 5 bottles of banana boat sunblock, and a sponge for the kitchen sink.

simply amazing!